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Dick entries for alarm clock

alarm clock

1. alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”

"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alarm+clock&defid=1230335

added Thursday May 5th, 2005 at 0:28am added 00:28, Thu May 5, 2005

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